Joke of the day!

This made my day:

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee

twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In

this country…….we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives…….."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa

tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

lol…

Video Links

A new variation to the blog, some video links for readers with high bandwidth:

*Note that most of these links are NSFW and also might not be suitable for under 18s.

- This magician can make you rich!
- Cool Nissan suspensions!
- Microwave lightbulb with glass of milk? Don't try this at home!
- Sushis, tepanyakis, tempuras - we've all been tricked!
- Robbing the Wrong Bank! Nice work from our neighbour up north!
- Nazi twins! Can't believe there are ppl who are raised to be like this!
- When you're really bored, try farting into a glass of water and drinking it! *Nasty!
- Boy or Girl? From American Idol. Still can't decide by the end of the video.
- Real Electric (beams?)
- Old Fashion Typing Machine…lol!
- Genius 3-year Old Girl!
- It's in French but you shouldn't have difficulties understanding it =) My Mom Said I Could!

Ok, I think that's it for now…more to follow next time =)

Red iPod? What about Pink & Orange?

Rumours have been circulating about a red iPod, which could have the same colour layout as the U2 Special Edition iPod:

I think Apple should consider these colours too:

what do you think?

Google China censored? Or is it the normal one?

So many blogs are talking about this and some are even boycotting Google because of it!

Is Google evil for doing this?

Anyway, I just did a simple search for "Tiananmen Square" on the normal Google and on Google China and guess what:

Normal Google with Safe Search off:

Google China:

Google China immediately points to the incident with the unknown rebel in it! So who's censoring who?

Giving out free blog hosting again =)

Hello guys,

Since it's gonna be the new year soon, me and Andrew have decided to give out ~70 free blog hosting accounts!

These are the specs:

- 250MB space
- 10GB bandwidth
- Wordpress preinstalled (if requested)
- FTP access
- host your own domain or use a subdomain from us (username.blorc.com)

For more details, go on to BLORC.com or our forum.

Spread the news please.

*Requests are approved on a case-by-case basis and space is limited. So hurry!