Types of Men you Meet in Toilets!

January 26, 2006 20061 2:27 pm | In Funny |

Sociable Type : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or
not.

Timid Type : Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has
peed and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a
look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type: Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting
tie at same time.

Vain Type:Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have
done.

Absent Minded Type: Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in
his pants.

Worried Type: Not quite sure what he has been up to lately,
makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.

Disgrunted Type: Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee,
fails, farts and walks away.

Sneaky Type : Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks
at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type : Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip
open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.

Learned Type: Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

Childish Type: Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch
bubbles while peeing.

Strong Type : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the
drops off.

Drunken Type : Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and
pees in his trousers.

Embarrased Type : Covers his tool with both hands as he stands
there and pees through his fingers.

Cockeyed Type : Stands in one cubical and pees in next.

Personally thinks the Drunken one's the best…lol! So what type are you?