Joke of the day!

This made my day:

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee

twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In

this country…….we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives…….."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa

tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

lol…