Only for peeps in the UK!

*LATEST UPDATE: Seems that it was featured on one of those freebie forums and the 18,000 free iTunes disappeared in just 1 day!!! But I found another code from another blogger - it's called 'SNAPFAX' and you can get 10 free songs with that

Shopfar.com are offering 12 free iTunes songs for new registrations until 13th March!

Follow these steps and you'll get your 12 free iTunes songs absolutely FREE:

1. Go to http://www.shopfar.com and register. (registration's free and you can choose to collect 'newsletters' or not)
2. Enter the promotion code DIYTUNES into the promotion code field at the end of the registration screen.
3. Then go to My Account and click on Redeem song credit… and this should take you to the codes.
4. Open up iTunes (you need to download this if you don't have one) and go to Music Store and make sure you are logged in (no need to be using the same email as your shopfar account).
5. On the left-hand side is a link - "Redeem Codes" - click this and then cut and paste the codes from shopfar. *The number of song credits remaining is displayed in iTunes towards the top right hand side.

*I've tried buying songs from all type of genres from electronica to j-pop to alternative and they all work fine. But note that you can't buy albums unless you buy them 1 by 1. Also certain orchestral/symphonic overtures are classified as an album so you can't buy that as well.

And this is what I've bought:

1. Feel the Air by Jazztronik
2. Song of Bebe by Jazztronik *highly recommended*
3. Volume21 by Carolyn Bop
4. Never Forget by DJ Crack
5. Rhapsody in Blue by Gershwin
6. Puffin' Billy by Barry Wordsworth & Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
7. Club Foot by Kasabian
8. As by Stevie Wonder
9. 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins
10. Age of Innocence by Smashing Pumpkins
11. Get Together by Madonna
12. Brighter than Sunshine by Aqualung

*How to get more songs?

There are some deals within Shopfar which are free to sign up and earn songs:

- YouCanGetMe - a Dating community, but you can say you want a penpal instead. 0.3 songs for men, 0.4 for ladies
- Truprint - printing services. 0.2 songs
- Win 4 Now - 0.2 songs
- Loopy Lotto - 0.2 songs
- Meetiq - 0.8 songs

*LATEST UPDATE: Seems that it was featured on another freebie forum and the 18,000 free iTunes disappeared in just 1 day!!! Guess free things never last for long =)

How to Speak About Women and Be Politically Correct…

In this day and age, everything has to be politically correct, even in cartoons which are obviously meant for humour. 2 newspapers suspended/closed down, 1 major newspaper almost suspended and now 1 blog under a DDOS attack - don't think I've seen such a powerful cartoon before. Anyway, just in case anyone gets sued by women for not being politically correct, here are some pointers on how to say things men are too used to saying:

She is not a BABE or a CHICK.
She is a BREASTED MALAYSIAN/SINGAPOREAN/(insert nationality/race here).

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER.
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY.
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB.
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND.
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED.
She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She does not have a KILLER BODY.
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not HORNY.
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS.
She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU.
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.
She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE.
She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

How the word F**K came about…

Again, I should probably change this blog to a joke blog but I couldn't resist posting this one. Would really make a good pub joke:

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family).

When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King who gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.

The placard had FUCK (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.

Proof that Global Warming is true!!!

…lol

Referee Kayu?

I hardly talk about football on this blog but this time I can't stand it - how the hell was that a red card and at around 88/89 minutes, Drogba was not offside!!! (seriously, that could have been a goal!!!)

Sighz…after so long not watching Chelsea, now I get to see it lose…sighz….

Anyway, come to think of it, I'm almost a 10-year old Chelsea fan now…and what a day to celebrate it! Maybe we'll win by at least 2-0 or 3-1 next round….