How to Speak About Women and Be Politically Correct…

In this day and age, everything has to be politically correct, even in cartoons which are obviously meant for humour. 2 newspapers suspended/closed down, 1 major newspaper almost suspended and now 1 blog under a DDOS attack – don't think I've seen such a powerful cartoon before. Anyway, just in case anyone gets sued by women for not being politically correct, here are some pointers on how to say things men are too used to saying:

She is not a BABE or a CHICK.
She is a BREASTED MALAYSIAN/SINGAPOREAN/(insert nationality/race here).

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER.
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY.
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB.
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND.
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED.
She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She does not have a KILLER BODY.
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not HORNY.
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS.
She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU.
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.
She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE.
She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.