Too smart to be in Standard 1!

This blog is at risk of turning into a joke blog…lol, but the moolah stuff will have to come later I'm afraid…my trading activities are suspended at the moment, so hopefully, it'll be back by June/July.

Anyway, here's a funny joke I read today:

A Standard 1 teacher, Ms. Lim, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Omar, what's your problem?" Omar answered, "I'm too smart for Standard 1. My sister is in Standard 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Standard 3 too!" Ms. Lim had had enough so she took Omar to the principal's office.

While Omar waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Lim he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Standard 1 and behave. She agreed. Omar was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3 ?" Omar: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Omar: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a pupil in Standard 3 should know. The principal looks at Ms. Lim and tells her, "I think Omar can go to Standard 3." Ms. Lim says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Omar both agreed.

Ms. Lim asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Omar, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Lim: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Omar replied: "Pockets!"

Ms. Lim: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Omar: "Pants". Ms. Lim: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Omar: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Lim: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer. Omar: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Lim: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Omar: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.

Ms. Lim: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'UCK' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Omar: "Fire Truck".

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Omar in Standard 5, I got the last seven questions wrong.

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Bush's Remixed State of the Union Speech

This might seem like a normal speech by Bush, but listen carefully to the speech:

Maybe we should do our parliament sessions this way…l0l

Video Links for this weekend!

Interesting videos this week:

-An extreme version of a German Safety video.
-Jugs. Not quite the right video.
-New kinda mirror. Very high tech!
-Machine-gun pistol.
-See how little time there is to react to an accident inside an F1 car!
-Now you get to see the real guys behind voice of the Simpsons characters!
-See what they are selling on TV now - AK47s!
-Wow! Amazing scared reaction of an owl! See to believe it!
-This is quite entertaining. A professional regurgitater. He "eats" things and "vomits" them out. Not disgusting at all. Must watch!
-Crazy things from Japan again -> Training flies! Watch how they rollover and balance balls, etc.
-Setup speakers on a busy street and play tire screeching sounds. See how ppl react here!
-Introducing Eye-Fi - Wireless porn! It's funny. Might be safe for work though. =)
-The Jay Leno Phony Photobooth clip - Part II (not the one that everyone was showing in their blog recently)
-Another rap by the SNL (Narnia Rap) guy, Chris Parnell - now it's about Kirsten Dunst! & this one about Demi Moore & Ashton Kucher!
-Ali G & the Beckhams interview. Pretty cool. Part 1 | Part 2.
-Last of all, the WoW - I'm too sexy song!

Have a good weekend!

Human Art

Time for some arty-farty stuff over here: This is the best human art I've seen so far: