How to tell the Sex of a Fly

Phew…almost got into the PPS ban list with the 3 consecutive post I made that day, so now I cannot post that many posts at once. Also, since my blog is now so full of jokes, perhaps I should change my blog title to:

Boringest - Haha!!!

Anyway, since it's April's Fool, let's start off with a joke, I think I'm running out of good jokes to tell but here's one that might be funny to some and not funny to others:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
:rolleyes:

And last but not least something to watch/laugh about - my teenage on-screen crush: