World Cup Goals in Japanese…

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Look out for the funny Japanese commentator…

Science Jokes…

Long time no jokes, so here's some:

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Economics degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe
watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side
of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes.
After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist concludes: "The measurement wasn't accurate".
The Biologist's conclusion: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be
empty again."

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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer
calls out to the other, "Hey-Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when
this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes
off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!'"

"Good choice," says the first, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with
a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount
of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then
puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence
for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next.
She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and
then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the
smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last.
After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around
himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"

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In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about
to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been saved by divine
intervention, so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again
the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed
twice for the same crime and he is set free too. They grab the engineer
and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release
mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem…."

X-Men: The Last Stand Hidden Scene After Credits

Well, if you missed it like I did, somebody uploaded it on youtube, so here it is:

10 simple pleasure of life

Arrrgh…kena tagged by Fat4. Seriously I don't have much pleasure in my life (a certified no-lifer) 'cos I'm really very the boring one, but since I've lost the brainwave while writing up my report, I'll just do it. So here's my list:

1. Read blogs on SARA. I read most posts that're listed there in the hope that you'll get a gem & sometimes you get really funny posts like ppl who call themselves faggots without really knowing the real meaning…lol

2. Drink water. Somehow I get this relaxing feeling if I drink big gulps of water from my 1 pint mug. Guess it reminds me of the days when I used go jungle trekking and hiking, playing in waterfalls, and do stuff you always do in hutans.

3. Drum n Bass. I have a weird taste for music, I'm not the type that listens to lyrics. And if you're interested in this genre, try Spacebar's Cleopatra (M'sian made) and Pendulum.

4. I'm an FPS lover, so I've played almost all the FPS there is in the world. Currently still playing BF2 and F.E.A.R.

5. Botak Mee in Kluang. Not only the owner's head smooth, the noodles too…lol.

6. LOST - don't really watch TV shows but I like this show alot. Now, I wonder if they are really in the South Pole.

7. Udang Galah Masak Lemak, I crave for this whenever I go home. Too bad you can't eat it very often.

8. Prata or Roti Canai - ate it alot and never got sick of it even when I was in S'pore which is kinda different from the ones in M'sia. Now I have to make do with the ones you can buy from Tesco over here.

9. Down a whole can of San Miguel in 1 gulp. I'm sure you'll like the feeling like 2 minutes later. Me and my boarding mates used to do this quite often…lol.

10. Fishing - relaxing and can be rewarding sometimes. Some peaceful time for yourself!

So there, my censored list, turned out to be harder than I thought…hehe. Now back to the Temptation Blocker.

My World Cup Team!

My fantasy World Cup team!

GK J Lehmann GER
DF J Terry ENG
DF JP Sorin ARG
DF W Gallas FRA
DF F Cannavaro ITA
MD P Nedved CZE
MD F Ljungberg SWE
MD F Lampard ENG
MD Joaquin SPA
ST T Henry FRA
ST Ronaldinho BRA

Anyone who wants to join, sign up using this link and under FRIENDS LEAGUE, pls use this PIN code: 1296.

Depending on the number of participants, there might be a prize for the winner in the league..hehe, so pls spread this news around!