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Indians vs Americans…

May 23, 2006 20065 6:40 pm | In Funny |

An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
American: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"
Indian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In USA, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
Container recycles it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India."
The American has a smirk on his face.
The Indian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In USA we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in USA?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: And what do you do with the con**ms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,
Melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America….

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    3 Comments

    1. Great one! Loved it. Will use it in another blog pretty soon - with due credit off course.

      Comment by The Malaysian — May 23, 2006 #

    2. haha.. read this before, but the version is a bit changed here and there.
      the version that i heard was Thai VS Singapore,
      Thai said they recyle the con**ms and sell it back to Singapore, that's why chewing gum is banned in Singapore after they know about that.

      *LOL ^^

      Comment by shopper — May 23, 2006 #

    3. haha, true can even change to malaysia vs s'pore…lol

      Comment by boringest — May 23, 2006 #

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