Science Jokes…

Long time no jokes, so here's some:

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Economics degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe
watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side
of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes.
After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist concludes: "The measurement wasn't accurate".
The Biologist's conclusion: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be
empty again."

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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer
calls out to the other, "Hey-Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when
this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes
off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!'"

"Good choice," says the first, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with
a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount
of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then
puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence
for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next.
She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and
then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the
smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last.
After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around
himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"

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In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about
to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been saved by divine
intervention, so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again
the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed
twice for the same crime and he is set free too. They grab the engineer
and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release
mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem…."