Hong Kong Bus Uncle Shop

May 24, 2006 20065 9:35 pm | In Funny | 2 Comments

A few weeks ago, we saw this HK uncle scolding this guy for asking him to soften down when talking to the phone in a bus:

Now some guys in HK, added some extras to make it more interesting:

Remixed with Sammi Cheng's song:

Then another guy remixed it with the infamous Alan Ho phone conversation which happened a few years ago, where he phoned the Hong Kong Airport Authority enquiry hotline and scolded the operator with nonsense reasons:

Then some enterprising guy's selling the t-shirts online…lol

And if you wanna see more videos, check out this link.

Add your Feeds to SARA here!

May 24, 2006 20065 1:38 am | In SARA | 14 Comments

Hi guys,

If you're interested in adding your feeds to SARA, pls enter your blog address and feed in the contact form below.

This will allow your blog to be noticed by Google and many other search engines and is a very efficient way to build your pagerank/search engine ranking. It's completely free and I reserve the right to judge the suitability of your blog for our audience =)

Also, so as not to waste your time, only post if your blog falls in these categories:

1. from Southeast Asia only, preferably in English
2. is not a hatesite/gospel site
3. is not a splog
4. is not commercial

Linking Back to SARA

And although it's not compulsory, it would be great if you can link back to us by using the following code:

Requirements

As there are many other local sites to submit your links to, SARA tends to be a bit more selective in choosing which sites it'll link to.

Also, since I read quite a few blogs to and go "blog-exploring" I'll also add some blogs by myself but only if they ping other places or are very popular.

So here's the template for requesting a link from SARA, just fill up the following details:

Name of blog:
RSS Address:
What's your blog about:

On Ads in your Feed:

Since Google and Feedburner has decided to allow for the monetisation of blog feeds, this might actually clash with our own ads and thus violate some of the Google TOS, so from now on, any feeds submitted to SARA which has ads on them will be removed without notice.

On Blog Posts Set in the Future

I know some ppl like to put up an announcement or something which is set at a future date, and this will actually appear on SARA but on the date you set. So, if you're do this, I have no choice but to take your blog feed away so as ppl won't keep on seeing your blog post all the time. And when it's all over, I might consider putting your blog feed back but sometimes I can forget, so pls post here if you wanna do so:

Ok this problem is fixed now. But your future post will be stamped on SARA's server as a current post.

Blogger Assassinations & badSARA

May 23, 2006 20065 11:13 pm | In Money Tips, SARA | 19 Comments

In just the short 10 months since I've started blogging and reading M'sian blogs, I've witnessed at least 3 attempts (XX, Kahsoon, MenJ) to "assassinate"/"silence" bloggers and I'm sure there were more. I might just be the next one in line after this post but help me understand this: Why is there a need to gang up against bloggers who make mistakes or present views you don't agree with?

I'm not sure if this is a M'sian thing. In fact, the only chance I got to work with M'sians recently was in a recent community activity over here in London and I have to say the actions of some people really surprises me - backstabbing, rumour mongering, talking behind ppl's backs, etc and all for what? Just a small event which most of my Brit friends couldn't understand why I'm kicking such a big fuss about.

Is it just to bring some excitement to the blogging world or are we just trying to pick trouble in our small community when there's already enough troubles in the real world? Please lah.

Anyway, since I'm so addicted to blog reading, I would like to invite all these so-called rejected bloggers to submit your feeds to a special section of SARA, which I'll call badSARA for now.

Please suggest more feeds in the comments section!

Indians vs Americans…

May 23, 2006 20065 6:40 pm | In Funny | 3 Comments

An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
American: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"
Indian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In USA, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
Container recycles it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India."
The American has a smirk on his face.
The Indian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In USA we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in USA?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: And what do you do with the con**ms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,
Melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America….

Cheeky Boys!

May 23, 2006 20065 6:38 pm | In Funny | 2 Comments

These days, whenever I hear the word - cheeky, I'll remember KFC's horrible children's club called Chicky Club, anyway, this is a funny joke but abit dirty:

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'p**is' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'p**is' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"