Salesman and the Harem

Three guys were on a trip into the Arabian desert. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished by these women in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turned to the first man and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a cop," said the first man.
"Then the women will shoot your penis off!" said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a firemen," said the second man.

"Then the women will burn your penis off!" said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"

The third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"