The Egg

A Malaysian and a Singaporean lived next door to each other.

The Malaysian owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Singaporean's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Singaporean pick up the egg.

The Malaysian ran up to the Singaporean and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Singaporean disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Malaysian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Singaporean agreed to this and so the Malaysian put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Singaporean and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.

The Singaporean fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Singaporean stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Malaysian smiled and said, "You can keep the damn egg!!"

No offense to either nationalities. Would have worked if you flip the nationalities over as well =)