This is how you should run contests!
June 24, 2006 20066 5:42 am | In Funny |Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up
because they heard about a contest being offered by
the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of
gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked
the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said
the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if
you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the
attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same
station to get gas. When they went inside to pay,
the second man asked the attendant if the contest
was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of
a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win
free sex."
"2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the
attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man
said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to
think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won
twice last week."
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