Sad day for France, but fear not, here's a joke!

Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a Labrador, are sitting in the waiting room
at the Vet when they strike up a conversation.

The Boxer turns to the Labrador and says, "So why are you here?" The Labradour replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed". The Boxer says, "So what is the
Vet going to do?" "Neutering," came the reply from the sad Labradour.

The Boxer then turns to the Doberman and asks, "Why are you here?" The
Boxer says, "I am a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I
just dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig up carpets, but I went over
the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch". "So what
are they going to do to you?" the Boxer asks. "Lethal injection," replied the
dejected Doberman.

The Doberman then turns to the Boxer and asks "Why are you here then?" "I'm a
humper," the Boxer says, "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow,
the table, fire hydrants, whatever I want to hump, everything I see. Yesterday
my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes and
I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The
Boxer and Boxer exchange a sad glance and say, "So lethal injection for you
too huh?" "No, no," the Boxer says, "I'm just here to get my nails clipped!