Make yourself feel good every morning!

Some harmless therapy if you feel like you wanna "cekik" your boss:

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it "Boss"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly….

7. Feel better?

*Only works in Windows =P

A Favor?

I'm back in M'sia for good finally after some years abroad and man, Streamyx is really slow for international sites! Anyway, here's a joke which I thought is kinda funny:

A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may
I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover
that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:
I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to
the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
Father." Next!

Big, Tall, Violent Engineers tend to have Sons, Beautiful People have Daughters!

This article's quite funny - says that good-looking parents are 36% more likely to give birth to a girl than less-attractive couples according to evolutionary psychologist, Satoshi Kanazawa.

His previous research also showed that big & tall parents, scientists, engineers, mathematicians, and violent men tend to have sons!

Few conclusions can be made from this:

- Scientists, engineers, mathematicians, big & tall men and violent men are unattractive
- Chinese moms should pressure their sons to get ugly wives to have a grandson or encourage them to be engineers, scientists, mathematicians or violent men.
- I should be an engineer & be more violent…need to be taller as well =P

On another note, read his other article titled "Asians Aren't Capable Of Creative Thought":

Miller is correct to point out that East Asians have slightly higher mean IQs than Europeans (Lynn and Vanhanen, 2002). However, East Asians have not been able to make creative use of their intelligence. While they are very good at absorbing existing knowledge via rote memory (hence their high standardized test scores in math and science) or adapt or modify existing technology (hence their engineering achievements), they have not been able to make original contributions to basic science.

and Miller's counterpoint.

Mating Bulls…

A husband and wife are spending the day at the county fair and decide to check out the bulls. When they stop to see the first bull, they read the accompaning sign: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "he did it 50 times in one year, you could learn from him."

They move to the next bull, whose sign says, "This bull has mated 65 times last year."

The wife again turns to her husband and says, "He mated more than five times a month, you can learn from this one, as well."

The couple walk over to a third bull whose sign reads, "This bull has mated 365 times last year."

The wife is amazed. "Incredible!" she says, 'That's an average of once a day! You can really learn from this one."

Thoroughly annoyed, the man tells his wife, "Go and find out if it was 365 times with the same cow".

Mucha…

It's not often that I admire artists but in my trip to Prague, I've found a truly honourable artist - Mucha, the father of Art Nouveau and a prolific artist which does everything from paintings, posters, advertisements, and book illustrations, as well as designs for jewellery, carpets, wallpaper, to theatre sets!

It's rare to see an artist with such a wide portfolio of artwork & popularity to later return to his own country to help develop it after it gained independence!

Won't bore you with words now, have a look at some of his works: