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Ze Art Thief…

September 20, 2006 20069 10:57 am | In Funny |

This has to be the corniest joke I've heard so far:

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

(brace yourself)

(this is going to hurt.)

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

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    3 Comments

    1. dear pal:

      I'm also a thief, stole thy gem of art-ickle for Desi's Place, not in da steal of the nite tho! any copyleft fees payable? Token ok-lah, as writers are like Art thieves — pauper till cannot pay Internet cafe fee to work on own Post! Cheers, GoODDie. mate!

      Comment by ylchong — September 20, 2006 #

    2. go ahead =) i'm not the author of the joke =P

      Comment by boringest — September 20, 2006 #

    3. I think the ones who will be offended are the art collectors. Making fun of such revered names… But it's a good one.

      Comment by bayi — November 28, 2006 #

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