1st Anatomy Class!

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Makes You Go WTF, KKNCB…

- a bank that freezes your account claiming that your account was dormant when the truth is that there was money coming in but no money coming out of the account!

- a bank which has a graduate banking scheme but when I enquired about it, it seems that you'll need to apply for all the features separately.

- a lawyer who was late by 2.5 hours blaming the "traffic jam" and later charged you for transportation and miscellaneous costs.

- finding out you have something alive in your intestines when trying to be kaypoh and check out what ascaris lumbricoides in the medical report really meant on the internet

- a certain political party supports illegal racers but shoots down another political party of the same alliance.

M'sian News…

It's really sad to watch M'sian news on TV these days. Everyday you'll definitely be able to see one of these issues:

- a certain group of backbenchers spouting nonsense
- murder cases every other day
- racial issues being raised, especially against a certain race
- more and more colleges/institutes given university status
- individuals who dare to speak up against errant builders/corruption get shot down.

As a Malaysian who's just returned home, it scares me that such things are happening, especially the racial issues part but a trip down to the pasar malam/wet market seems to assure me that all the races seem to get along. So, what is the real situation?

Are These my Brains?

Short one today:

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mom,” he asked, “are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

Since 1955…

I'm thinking of writing something serious soon, so hold on while you read this joke: =)

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."