How to Catch a Lion?

Some funny jokes from an Indian friend:

Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will
get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a
lion.

Ø Menaka Gandhi(Animal Lover) method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.

Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Ravi Shastri(Cricketer) method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Ø Manirathnam(Film director) Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar(Film director) Method :
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd
lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u
wont !