Top 29 things to do when Streamyx is down!

1 Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2 Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3 You mean there's something else to do?
4 Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
5 Find a better ISP
6 play single player mode
7 Steal WiFi from your Neighbor
8 Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
9 Slit your wrists with broken pirated CDs/DVDs
10 Write your lists on paper
11 Cry
12 Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
13 Masturbate the old fashioned way, with Playboy.
14 Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back
15 Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.
16 Kill google! *throws chair*
17 kill yourself
18 Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed
19 take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body
20 try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up
21 Buy a cow, and start a farmers life
22 run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"
23 Panic!
24 Two words: sponge bath.
25 Dial 999 immediately.
26 Work.
27 Cry (like a little girl)
28 Get-away-from-computer
29 Threaten them with a lawyer's letter!