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Affair #3

December 15, 2006 200612 9:56 pm | In Funny |

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly, "My darling Becky," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky.
"Everything's all right. Go to sleep."

"No, no, I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know," Becky whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you."

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    3 Comments

    1. HAHa…omg.this is so funny!! All 3 affair!!
      this the only place i come to for a good laugh. lols

      Comment by Arth — December 16, 2006 #

    2. thanks!

      Comment by boringest — December 16, 2006 #

    3. that's why the chinese describe the girls's heart as so unfathomable that it is like a needle at the bottom of the sea.

      Comment by bayi — December 16, 2006 #

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