Sample!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his
physical exam

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened?

The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

Crawfish Broil!!!

My 1st ever crawfish broil, and it was pretty fun! Bottomless beer fountain, the fried turkey, the high school band still playing after like 10 years down the road & a lucky draw to boot! It kinda feels like I'm in one of those fraternity parties they show in American Pie…except we get less titties…lol

The part of US and A where I'm currently in seems to be more cosmopolitan than I expected, but I didn't expect ppl here to think that I'm more like a Spanish-speaking South American than a Chinese…lol. But the American stereotype is still strongly embedded in the lifestyle of the ppl here, alot of greasy food, huge SUVs the size of minibuses, fat men & women and huge shopping malls! Basically everything's BIG!!!

State of the Malaysian Blogosphere

Guess it's time for me to write something here after like almost 2 months without posting! Well, all in the pursuit of money & adventure I guess…while missing out on the love…sighz….

Anyway, if you've checked and saw someone on your blog that has been reading for like 30min-1hr, it's probably me…lol. Anyway, it seems that I've missed quite alot this past 2 months, but let me summarise it in my version of the "State of the Malaysian Blogosphere" and see what else I've missed out:

1. Local blog advertising war! Woah…didn't expect this to happen and I was thinking about this idea like a year ago too…lol, you guys still accept investments? Anyway, looks like most guys & girls sided with the one with a funky name, but honestly the design & logo of the site still needs some improvement (you guys can perhaps check out this Malaysian guy that has a real amazing portfolio though), although the blog itself is pretty good.

The other one looks amazingly good though but probably suffered from too much bad publicity until not many wanna try it…I guess the only way to fix this is to offer a pretty good sum of money to M'sian bloggers for a post in PPP…lol

2. Bloggers are enemies-of-the-state!!! Now must register some more, I wonder how much more paperwork they wanna create so that they can upload the details into myKad? Or are they just sending business my way?

3. Blogger turned politician! From my alma mater somemore! Wishing him luck but it seems that it's gonna be a long and arduous path he chose. With all the talk about "Malaysians First" and looking at the current trend, it'll all boil down to race in the end. The political party he's now in is simply too "Cina" so to speak, you guys need more non-Chinese politicians!

4. SARA and gila!!! are getting more traffic!!! I'm happy of course, but it's kinda sad too. Guess it could be due to the bunch of agloco, ppp, get rich quick blogs you see every 2-5 posts on a certain website named after a street.

5. eh, anything I missed out?