Just watched the 2nd episode of the US version of 'Secret Millionaire', a show presenting multi millionaires going undercover experiencing life in the part of town which is not so fortunate. It's kinda heart-warming knowing there are people out there who are helping each other out. But this episode's kinda funny, all the cheques were dated 31-April-2008!

I'm not sure if it's a genuine mistake or maybe they're afraid ppl might take a screenshot of that & go cash them in the banks…what do you think?

Anyway, this makes it a cheque FAIL!!!

Finally found the reason for the strange neverending song I posted the other day! Looks like I was 1 year late into this Internet fad…

Quote from Wikipedia:

Loituma Girl (also known as Leekspin) is a Flash animation set to a gibberish section of the traditional Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka" (sometimes misspelled Levan Polka) sung by the Finnish quartet Loituma, taken from their 1995 debut album Things of Beauty.[1] It appeared on the Internet in late April of 2006 and quickly became popular, drawing over a million viewers.[2]

The cartoon consists of a 4-frame animation of the Bleach anime character Orihime Inoue twirling a leek to a 27-second loop from the song. Like many other such cartoons, the animation loops continuously.

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This series from Salvation Army in campaign for donated clothes:

Not sure where these came from, but it's still pretty interesting:

This is from a toy sale in Australia:

Finally a "beer" for your kids!!! There's also "champagne" and "wine"…Link

"Sangaria started their line of fake alcoholic drinks for kids with Kodomo no nomimono (Children’s drink), and has been successful enough to offer it in bottles, cans, and even six-packs. They also expanded the product line to include children’s versions of wine, champagne, and cocktails. The beer, flavored like apple juice, even foams at the top when poured into a glass!" – Link

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his
physical exam

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened?

The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this – first I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

This is the most bizzare joke I've ever heard. Will need some thinking on the last part…

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

The first gave birth to a boy.

The chief was so elated he built her a tepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy.

The chief was very happy. He built her a tepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret.

He built this one a two story tepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. He challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully.

Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

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in case you didn't get it:

A play on words, Pythagorean Theorem is, for any right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly, "My darling Becky," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky.
"Everything's all right. Go to sleep."

"No, no, I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know," Becky whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you."

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr Schwartz, he made an amazing discovery

Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry, Mr Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his scalpel to remove the dead man's privates. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, opening his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

There was a middle-age couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to find the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of the child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters, I fathered," he cried. Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."

For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Matt told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no f**king bike!"