Guess it's time for me to write something here after like almost 2 months without posting! Well, all in the pursuit of money & adventure I guess…while missing out on the love…sighz….

Anyway, if you've checked and saw someone on your blog that has been reading for like 30min-1hr, it's probably me…lol. Anyway, it seems that I've missed quite alot this past 2 months, but let me summarise it in my version of the "State of the Malaysian Blogosphere" and see what else I've missed out:

1. Local blog advertising war! Woah…didn't expect this to happen and I was thinking about this idea like a year ago too…lol, you guys still accept investments? Anyway, looks like most guys & girls sided with the one with a funky name, but honestly the design & logo of the site still needs some improvement (you guys can perhaps check out this Malaysian guy that has a real amazing portfolio though), although the blog itself is pretty good.

The other one looks amazingly good though but probably suffered from too much bad publicity until not many wanna try it…I guess the only way to fix this is to offer a pretty good sum of money to M'sian bloggers for a post in PPP…lol

2. Bloggers are enemies-of-the-state!!! Now must register some more, I wonder how much more paperwork they wanna create so that they can upload the details into myKad? Or are they just sending business my way?

3. Blogger turned politician! From my alma mater somemore! Wishing him luck but it seems that it's gonna be a long and arduous path he chose. With all the talk about "Malaysians First" and looking at the current trend, it'll all boil down to race in the end. The political party he's now in is simply too "Cina" so to speak, you guys need more non-Chinese politicians!

4. SARA and gila!!! are getting more traffic!!! I'm happy of course, but it's kinda sad too. Guess it could be due to the bunch of agloco, ppp, get rich quick blogs you see every 2-5 posts on a certain website named after a street.

5. eh, anything I missed out?

Best Par Desk
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1. JPMorgan
2. Citigroup
3. Credit Suisse
4. MS
5. BoA
6. DB
7. GS
8. Wachovia
9. Lehman
10. UBS

Best Distressed Desk
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1. Credit Suisse
2. JPMorgan
3. GS
4. MS
5. Lehman
6. BoA & DB
8. Bear Stearns
9. Citigroup
10. ML

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1. JPMorgan
2. Credit Suisse
3. Citigroup
4. MS
5. BoA
6. GS
7. DB
8. Lehman
9. Bear Stearns
10. Wachovia

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result. The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Putrajaya.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament House."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

"Chronic syphilis, Sir"

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir"

"Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bad. "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic piles, Sir"

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic gum disease, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir."